Showing posts with label Dump Month. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dump Month. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Renewed Top 10 - September Dump Month


Time for the September Dump Month List!!!!

You've been following along... so you get the whole Blockbuster/Dump Month idea. So let's get into September.

Starting with the Top 5 Domestic 

1. IT(9/8/2017) $328m
2. Shang-Chi(9/3/2021) $224m
3. IT Chapter 2(9/6/2019) $211m
4. Crocodile Dundee(9/26/1986) $174m
5. Hotel Transylvania 2(9/25/2015) $169m

Now let's get into my September list. This one was FUN!!!

Top 10 Movies Released In September
Here we go...

Honorable Mention 1: Hellraiser(9/18/1987): The original Hellraiser, based on Clive Barker's novella. Getting some attention because of the reboot coming up. It ALMOST made the list, but a different horror film deserved the spot.

Honorable Mention 2: 50/50(9/30/2011): Seth Rogen movie based on the life of a friend of his who was hit with a life changing cancer diagnoses. Seth Rogen playing himself(technically). Joseph Gordon Levitt playing the cancer stricken friend. And it was a great movie.

10. Tenet(9/3/2020): John David Washington showing he is as smooth as his daddy, Denzel. A movie about a unique take on time travel. A bit confusion at times... but worth it. Also felt like Robert Pattinson's Batman audition.

9. Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs(9/18/2009): Cute animated movie about a genius who creates a machine that turns water into food, and it gets out of hand. Bill Hader... that is really all you need. But Anna Faris, Andy Samberg, and Mr. T all make this movie Great With A Chance Of Awesome.

8. The Good Son(9/24/1993): Macaulay Culkin playing a little psychopath trying to kill a little Elijah Wood. We get it... Frodo must die. But this was also in the era of Home Alone and Uncle Buck... and Culkin comes out swinging in this thriller. Child stardom can be cruel. Think of how Culkin would've turned out if he and the drugs hadn't found each other...

7. Rush Hour(9/18/1998): Jackie Chan is an action comedy legend. So pair him with the annoyingly voiced Chris Tucker. What would happen? Well... this was the start of an EPIC trilogy/franchise.

6. The Prophecy(9/1/1995): Christopher Walken as the Archangel Gabriel. Start of a franchise centered around an Angelic War. Elias Koteas as the detective caught in the middle of it. And Viggo Mortensen(pre-LOTR) as The Devil. THIS is the horror film that kept Hellraiser out as an Honorable Mention.

5. Dredd(9/21/2012): Reboot of the earlier Stallone movie. Karl Urban coming in as a younger Joseph Dredd. Never took his helmet off. Stayed true to the 2000 AD comics. And GORY!!! Not for the faint of Stomach. And I loved every bit of it.

4. To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar(9/8/1995): When you think of Wesley Snipes, you probably think of Blade. When you think of Patrick Swayze, you probably think of his kicking ass in Road House. When you think of John Leguizamo, you probably think of The Pest or Super Mario Bros or Ice Age. But what about the 3 of them together in a movie AS NYC drag queens driving across country to Hollywood for a "Miss Drag Queen of America" Pageant. Yeah. It is as funny as it sounds. Swayze and Leguizamo both got Golden Globe nominations for this movie. The perfect joke... but not implied.

3. The Last of the Mohicans(9/25/1992): I loved James Fenimore Cooper books when I was younger. They were big... they were interesting. And this is a pretty damn good adaptation. Plus, it introduced me to Daniel Day Lewis... and he may have won an Oscar or two.

2. IT(9/8/2017) & IT Chapter 2(9/6/2019): Remake of the classic Stephen King tryst. And I know not everyone agrees with me, but I like this version better. Solified Bill Hader as a star, showed the potential of Finn Wolfhard as a future star(playing the same character), shows that Andy Muschietti is careful with his work, and Bill Skarsgård can be whatever he wants to be in Hollywood(including The Crow, apparently).

And the Number 1 Movie Released In September Is...

1. Se7en(9/22/1995): A LEGENDARY film. One of Brad Pitt's best films. One of Morgan Freeman's best films. One of Kevin Spacey's best films. About an anonymous killer basing his murders on the seven deadly sins. One of the greatest thrillers in cinema history.
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Three Movies from September 1995!!!! Can you believe it?

What did you all think? Any movie that should've made the list?

Comment and share.

Until next time...

Don't forget...

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Renewed Top 15 - August Dump Month


It is that time again. Time for the monthly post, and according to Hollywood, Blockbuster seasin is over... so... now it is time for our second set of Dump months.

If you checked the title, you will see a Top 15, and that is because since it is the late Summer Dump month, I wanted you to see the Diversity with movies I love from the month of August.

I almost didn't number the list, because there are a handful on the list that could be interchangeable based on mood. But I settled on the list you are about it see... and... you are about to see a FIRST for this series. What is it? You'll see.

So... let's start with the Box Office Top 5.
1. Guardians of the Galaxy $333m
2. Suicide Squad $325m
3. The Sixth Sense $293m
4. Signs $227m
5. The Bourne Ultimatum $224m

Already some diversity. So what about my list?

Well...

Top 15 August Movies
Here we go...

Honorable Mention 1: Unforgiven(8/7/1992): I'm not the biggest fan of westerns, but this later in life classic with Clint Eastwood was pretty damn good.

Honorable Mention 2: Flatliners(8/10/1990): Not to be confused with the subpar remake, this movie had a STELLAR cast and a great premise with medical students trying to force near death experiences and dealing with the consequences.

Honorable Mention 3: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back(8/24/2001): Make no mistake, I love this extremely Meta Kevin Smith film. The reason I kept it off the list is... I don't remember it being released to theaters. I know it was, I think. But I just don't remember it being in theaters. Granted... my life was really weird during that time frame, but it wouldn't surprise me if it didn't get released only to select theaters.

15. Collateral(8/6/2004): Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx in a wonder dynamic film about a cabbie taken hostage by a hitman as he is during jobs around the city. Proof of how good Tom Cruise is... proof of how good Jamie Foxx was going to be.

14. Halloween(8/31/2007)/Halloween 2(8/28/2009): Included both, and if you are keeping score, these are the Rob Zombie films. Now, that we have the continuation of the original series, this one isn't as important anymore. But it is fun revisionist take on the Michael Myers tale.

13. Jack(8/9/1996): I love Robin Williams. And this movie about a 10 year old with a rare condition that makes him age 4 times as fast(so he looks 40). And his best adventure yet... public school. It has plenty of tropes you would expect... and it is a very Robin Williams movie.

12. Bambi(8/21/1942): A Disney Classic. And was my first movie I remember seeing as a kid. One of the rereleases of it, and it was at the Crump. If you know... you know 

11. Don't Breathe(8/26/2016): Steven Lang in a very anxiety inducing thriller. I've seen many horror films... I've seen many thrillers. And this is still the most anxious I've ever been watching a movie.

10. Mortal Kombat(8/18/1995): Yes, the original. It isn't a great movie... it doesn't hold up. But it is still an enjoyable movie for those who grew up with the games.

9. Fast Times at Ridgemont High(8/13/1982): The Quintessential High Schooler movie. Still makes me think of Sean Penn as an airhead, even after all the other work he has done.

8. Scott Pilgrim vs The World(8/13/2010): The movie based on a book series basically set in a video game world... that eventually became a video game. Fun fact: the ending is different than the books because the books weren't done yet. Un-fun fact: Michael Cera really just plays himself.

7. The Expendables(8/13/2010): Classic Action Stars kicking major ass and blowing shit up. That is what this movie is. Don't watch it for the plot. Because it is paper thin.

6. The Fly(8/15/1986): Science experiment gone wrong that turns a scientist into a Fly creature... and somehow turned Jeff Goldblum into a sex symbol.

5. The Sixth Sense(8/6/1999): M. Night's Twisty Magnum Opus about a kid who sees dead people and counselor who wished he didn't.

4. Desperado(8/25/1995): Story of a mariachi singer with a guitar case full of guns. This is the movie that introduced me to both Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. And... damn. This movie is STILL legendary. The "Okay... it's me." scene is one of my favorites of all time.

3. Uncle Buck(8/16/1989): John Candy. The Car. The GIANT Pancakes. And Macaulay Culkin. This was such a great film. John Candy... you are SO missed.

2. Guardians of the Galaxy(8/1/2014): One of my favorite MCU movies. It represents one of the biggest risks the MCU have taken. A team that casual fans would never have heard of is now a household name. All because of James Gunn and a STELLAR cast.

And now... the Number 1 movie released in August is...

1. Bullet Train(8/6/2022): YES! For the first time, a movie from THIS year on one of these lists, and the number one spot!!! Like Murder on The Orient Express crossed with Deadpool and John Wick. So much fun. And shows you how adapting a book to the big screen can be more enjoyable than you expect!!!(review up soon)
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What did you think of this month's list? I had a large pool to choose from this month, and I represented my likes... but wow the diversity!!!

This was the first dump month after the string of Blockbuster movies. Hopefully you see what that really means now. And September is a dump month too. So... we will see how this month goes!

Until next time...

Don't forget...

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Renewed Top 10 - February Dump Month

On the previous Dump Month post, I misidentified the months involved. The Dump Months are January, February, August, and September. But... I've decided to do a post like this for each month.

If you haven't seen the previous post, the idea is a Top 10 movie list for the month. Based on how much I liked the films. But starting this month, I'm adding a mini list. The mini list will be the top 5 domestic grossing movies for the respective month. That way you can see that trend as well. And it will preface my list. You'll see...

Top 5 Grossing Movies for February
1. Black Panther
2. The Passion of the Christ
3. Deadpool
4. The LEGO Movie
5. Hitch(yes... Hitch)

There is the grossing list. But now... how about mine?

Top 10 Movies Released In February

Special Mentions: 3 Disney Classics released before the era of blockbusters and dump months. But... they were still released in February.
-Pinocchio(2/23/1940)
-Peter Pan(2/25/1953)
-Cinderella(2/15/1950)

Honorable Mention 1: Robocop(2/12/2014): The remake, and while it was a PG 13 version, I still loved it.

Honorable Mention 2: Coraline(2/6/2009): A creepy "kids" movie that I'm STILL surprised wasn't a Tim Burton fever dream.

10. John Wick: Chapter Two(2/10/2017): Second movie is the stunt heavy John Wick Saga. Every movie in this franchise has been epic so far, and revitalized Keanu Reeves action career.

9. Blazing Saddles(2/7/1974): Before the Blockbuster/Dump Month Era, one of the best movies from the legendary mind of Mel Brooks. Makes me miss Gene Wilder every time I see it.

8. Ghost Rider(2/16/2007): Nicholas Cage bring his skill of overacting to the Spirit Of Vengeance. But... dammit if he didn't do a great job at it. With Wes Bentley as a superb Blackheart and Peter Fonda as an unexpectedly great Mephisto. Too bad we can't see all of them in the MCU.

7. Black Panther(2/16/2018): Rest In Peace Chadwick Boseman. I really don't have much to say about this movie. If you haven't seen it, you should. Shows just how good Boseman was... and how good Michael B. Jordan still is.

6. Get Out(2/24/2017): The Horror movie that turned Jordan Peele from sketch comedy master to OSCAR WINNING horror movie prodigy. So good. So... out of nowhere.

5. Sonic The Hedgehog(2/14/2020): The Best Video Game Movie I've seen. And it made it to February due to all of it's re-editing. And it killed in the Box Office because of it. Timing is everything. Re-timing can be even more. 

4. Constantine(2/18/2005): Another unexpectedly awesome movie. Noir... mixed with horror. And fans keep pining for a sequel. My favorite Rachel Weisz role to date.

3. The Silence of the Lambs(2/14/1991) and Hannibal(2/9/2001): Two top shelf movies starring Anthony Hopkins as the Titular Hannibal Lector. The story of fiction's favorite cannibal.

2. Wayne's World(2/14/1992): I love this movie. I really do. There have been many attempts to turn popular Saturday Night Live sketches into shows or movies, and most of them are cast classics at best. But Wayne's World transcends that. Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. Still a great duo. We finally got a Bill & Ted 3... is it too late for a Wayne's World 3?

And the number one movie released in February is...

1. Deadpool(2/12/2016): Yeah. It released in February. Deadpool proved you CAN make a successful R Rated Superhero film. A passion project that movie goers should be more than thankful for. Not just for being a successful R Rated Superhero film, but showing that an R Rated CAN make all that money. It broke a very specific barrier. Plus... on top of it, it was an epic movie. A personal favorite for many people. And you don't have to be a comics fan to like this movie. It was Van Wilder in Spandex, and not just because of Ryan Reynolds. But... yes... because of Ryan Reynolds.
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What did you think? Any movie released in February you really like? Comment below... and share this thing.

Until next time... don't forget...

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly - 2022 Gaming Edition

Just like I have never done an Eyes To The Future for gaming, I'm never done a Year In Review. So... refresher. THE GOOD is my favorite ...