Wednesday, May 25, 2022

The New Review - Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers

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Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers
Directed by Akiva Schaffer
Starring John Mulaney and Andy Samberg

Concept: Cartoon characters are really actors playing parts in shows and movies. Chip n Dale are a pair of Disney Chipmunks that had a great cartoon in the 90s. And this... is the aftermath of the fallout between the Titular characters.

Execution:
Here we go...

Cast: John Mulaney and Andy Samberg are the PERFECT voices for new Chip n Dale. Voices from Will Arnett, Seth Rogen, J.K. Simmons. The only casting choice that threw me off was for Zipper. And... while it was awesome, it also felt weird. More of a "sticker shock" type thing. But it grows on you. Score: 18/20

Presentation: They tried to blend live action, CG, and cartoon animation. And... while it works for the most part, it is a bit jarring in some scenes. To do this sort of thing gives off vibes like Who Framed Roger Rabbit... which is great, but still jarring in some scenes. You might not notice, even with this forewarning. But... I did. Score: 17/20

Chronicle: The plot in this movie is... paper thin(a few papers maybe). But, that is the beauty of it. It feels like a plot from the old Rescue Rangers cartoon series. It... fits. It works. And it is simple. But it is also layered. Some real commentary about animation styles, reboots, bootlegging, and even BODY IMAGE. Score: 25/30

Impact/Legacy: Rescue Rangers is this generation's Roger Rabbit. Yeah... I brought it up again. But that is an important thing to bring it. Roger Rabbit changed how to merge animation with reality. And this movie does that with CG as well. Filled with so many references... weird cameos... and it took what Roger Rabbit did with Meta... and MADE it even more Meta. This category is split with Legacy because it is a spiritual reboot/revival. And as I mentioned in Chronicle, this movie is a fitting to be a revival of the Rescue Rangers formula, while still being something unique to it. Score: 20/20

Extra Oomph: Rescue Rangers is a love letter to anyone who grew up watching cartoon in the 80s and 90s. And you can see why in just a moment... I'm going to give you a small-ish list of references and cameos:
-Roger Rabbit himself
-Woody Woodpecker
-Mrs. Doubtfire
-Batman v Superman mixed with E.T.
-The Flintstones
-Pink Panther
-Ugly Sonic
-Top Cat
-Snoopy
-Randy Marsh from South Park
-Bigfoot from Goofy Movie
-Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb
-Little Mermaid
-Shredder from TMNT
-Wreck It Ralph
-Transformers
-Voltron
-Indiana Jones(in a Double Meta moment)
-Rick and Morty
-The Simpsons
-Bonkers!!
Let's... stop there. There are MANY MANY more. And it is wonderful. The attention to detail in these references, some subtle. It is wonderful. And I had as much fun spotting references as I did watching the movie. Score: 13/10

Final Score: 93/100
Final Grade: A-

Conclusion: As a movie, it is pretty decent. And I did enjoy it. But as a love letter to 80s/90s kids, I LOVED it. Some more references like how they were presented in Ready Player One would've been cool, but this is truly the modern era Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and... it is glorious.

It's all a matter of opinion: I cannot stress enough that THIS is MY opinion, you can either agree with me or not. I don't have to justify my opinion, because *clears throat* that's what this blog is about. Whether I like it or not doesn't mean you have to or not...... I'ts just my justification behind MY recommendation... Which leads me to my FINAL JUDGMENT...

FINAL JUDGMENT: If you have a Disney+ Subscription, then you have ZERO excuse not to watch it. And if you don't... for less then a movie ticket, you can get a subscription... get to see this movie... and much more. Yes... I'm saying Sub to Disney+. But I'm also saying that if you are one of those 80s/90s kids, you NEED to see it. And... if you are one of those with kids now, this would be a good way to introduce them to The Rescue Rangers!!!
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Well there you go! Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers has gotten a 93!!!

Have you seen it yet? What did you think? If not... did this sway you?

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Sunday, May 15, 2022

Renewed Top 10 - May Blockbuster Month


It is that time. Time for the May Blockbuster list!!! 

I neglected this list because I'm doing others... and I had a vacation. But... when I went to make the pool of titles for this list, I nearly had a stroke. So many movies. But... this is my list... and it is time to piss some people off.

So... let's start with the top domestic grossing movies of May.

1. Marvel's Avengers 623m
2. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 474m
3. Star Wars: A New Hope 460m
4. Avengers: Age of Ultron 459m
5. Shrek 2 441m

2 MCU. 2 Star Wars. Shrek 2!!!

Wow! Shrek 2!

Now how about THE list?

Top 10 Movies Released in May
Here we go.

Special Mention: There are ALOT of MCU movies in May, and... I've done that list. So no representation here. And... there are plenty of Star Wars movies in May, and I'm not a dedicated fan. So... they aren't on my lists either. Sorry. Was never a Trekkie or a Star Wars fanatic. I appreciate them... but not my thing.

Honorable Mention 1: Spider-Man(5/3/2002): The start of Sam Raimi's trilogy. Tobey Maguire brought Spider-Man to life... and gave us one of the best comic book movie villains.

Honorable Mention 2: Deadpool 2(5/18/2018): Sequel to one of the most successful R-Rated movies of all time. Cable is one of my favorite X-Men characters, and Josh Brolin killed it. But I still think the first movie was better overall.

Honorable Mention 3: Short Circuit(5/9/1986): A Kids/Family movie about a sentient military robot with feelings! I loved that movie... the sequel was pretty good too. Johnny 5 is Alive!!!

10. Smokey and the Bandit(5/27/1977): Legitimately a car chase movie, but Burt Reynolds and Jackie Gleason made this movie legendary.

9. John Wick 3 - Parabellum(5/17/2019): The 3rd Movie in the series that made Keanu Reeves an action star again. Such a damn good series.

8. Up(5/29/2009): The SADDEST intro in Disney history. Even more so than Bambi. Leading to a story that warmed the heart of an old man who lost everything. Sad... but endearing.

7. Conan the Barbarian(5/14/1982): Arnold Schwarzenegger's giant sword wielding movie of might and magic. This role along with Terminator made Arnold a household name.

6. The Craft(5/3/1996): Catholic School witches. Come on... but really, the story was pretty damn good, and absolutely helped shaped my taste in Goth Girls... Fairuza Balk. Damn.

5. Ernest Goes To Camp(5/3/1987): I grew up loving Ernest. And most of his movies were great, but this one is still my favorite. The run away lawn mower is a wonderful gag. We miss you Jim Varney.

4. X2 X-Men United(5/2/2003): Proof that sequels don't have to suck. It is one of the best sequels ever made, and maybe the best of the X-Men movies. Good and bad working together against a great bad. It just... worked.

3. The Fifth Element(5/9/1997): One of my favorite Sci-Fi movies of all time. Which I highlighted on my Bruce Willis list. Favorite trivia about the movie... the main protagonist and the main antagonist NEVER meet face to face through the entire movie.

2. Pokémon Detective Pikachu(5/10/2019): One of the Best Video Game movies off all time, and probably because Ryan Reynolds voiced the little yellow mouse. But it showed that it can be done. Since then, we have had 2 excellent Sonic the Hedgehog movies. All it took was one Pokémon movie to break the mold.

And the Number 1 Movie Released In May is...

1. The Crow(5/13/1994): A staple of my movie watching every year. A tradition on Oct 30th. Brandon Lee is a legend, and sadly this movie is what killed me. But his spirit lives on with this Gothic adaptation. Great soundtrack. Great visuals. And... Ernie Hudson. With a Remake starring Bill Skarsgård on the horizon, I hope it lives up to expectations. And even if not, I will continue to watch this one. Why? Because it can't rain all the time.
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Did I miss any good ones? Should the MCU get more love on the list? Does it skew the list?

Personally... no.

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Until next time...

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Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Renewed Top 10 - Stand Up Comedians With Sitcoms


There is this tradition of "Hey, your stand up is great, want a sitcom based on it?" And most of the time, it is a terrible idea. But every now and then, you get gold.

And that is what this list is going to touch on. Sitcoms that stem from a Stand Up Comedian's set, or just starring them in some way.

So... let's get into it.

Top 10 Sitcoms For Stand Up Comedians
Here we go...

Honorable Mention 1: The Bob Newhart Show: I didn't see much of Bob Newhart's stand up. But I know anything that I have ever seen him in as been nothing short of comedy genius. Just something about his delivery. And this show was legendary.

Honorable Mention 2: It's Garry Shandling's Show/The Larry Sanders Show: Here we have two shows starring Gary Shandling. Why both of them? They have very similar premises. Garry Shandling Show was... well... him. But Larry Sanders was Garry playing a character in a late night show. But the feel of both shows was the same. 

Honorable Mention 3: Louie: Louis C.K. has been the center of controversy that he has now gotten past. And... he is one of the most successful stand up comedians in the modern era, winning MULTIPLE Grammys in the process. Makes sense to give him a show where he basically plays himself.

10. Mork & Mindy: Robin Williams cameos in Happy Days as alien Mork from Ork. Popular enough to give him his own spinoff... and... to say that Mork & Mindy was a very "Robin Williams" show is explanation enough.

9. The Steve Harvey Show: Did you know Steve Harvey had his own sitcom? I did... but after he got his talk show and the hosting gig for the Family Feud, I torally forgot. And it's sad because it was a great family sitcom.

8. Parks & Recreation: Amy Poehler starring series post SNL. But it isn't only HER show. Aziz Ansari & Nick Offerman are both huge parts of this show... leaning into their stand up prowess... and Chris Pratt becoming a huge actor comedy star. It bleeds Pop Culture.

7. Roseanne: A sitcom about what a real middle American lower class family would really be. Changed the sitcom forever, and the current follow up "The Conners" is still doing it right.

6. The George Lopez Show: I mean... self explanatory. George Lopez... Mexican American Family Sitcom based on Lopez's experiences. Pretty simple.

5. Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld is synonymous with Nothing Comedy. And that isn't a burn. It led to a Sitcom about Nothing. One of the MOST successful Sitcoms of all time. And... literally about him playing a Stand Up Comic... make a joke... and an episode of his "personal life" inspiration for the joke. Also... did you spot the Superman?

4. F Is For Family: Netflix Animated Sitcom created by Vince Vaughn starring the voice of Bill Burr. An amalgamation of King of the Hill and Married with Children. Definitely not for kids. So good. So... good.

3. The Drew Carey Show: Funny to think about Drew Carey being a Stand Up, given that he is now the host of The Price is Right. But it led to his own sitcom, and dammit... was it great. And it gave us Ryan Stiles... made Diedrich Bader even more famous... and CRAIG FERGUSON. I loved this show.

2. Home Improvement: Tim Allen's stand up was filled with self-deprecating misogyny. And weirdly enough, it made for a WONDERFUL Sitcom about a man who hosts a local Home Improvement show called "Tool Time", where Tim gets injured... constantly... due to his overconfidence and quest for "More Power". And... it gave us the very special Richard Karn, an American TV Treasure!

And the Number 1 Sitcom Vehicles for Stand Ups is...

1. Full House: Who doesn't know about Full House!?! 3 Men raising 3 young girls. And how that family grows. Of course, it was a vehicle for Bob Saget, one of the dirtiest Stand Up Comedians... ever. And ABC's bitch with America's Funniest Home Videos. But... people sometimes seem to forget... Dave Coulier was a stand up/impressionist who PLAYED Stand Up/Impressionist Joey Gladstone in the show... and had his own ABC home video show, America's Funniest People. This Sitcom defined the late 80s and early 90s. Led to many a viewers' crushes(yeah... I acknowledge John Stamos for the ladies... while also acknowledging that one of my first crushes was Jodie Sweetin... I am that age lol... I mean... have you seen her now!?!?!?!). Full House defined an era. And... even Fuller House defined how "Sitcom Sequels" should be done.
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So there is the list. Any Stand Up fed Sitcoms that I missed? Share them with me... I want to watch them.

Tell me what you think. Comment. Share.

Stay tuned for more HAHAs!!

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Renewed Top 10 - Best Modern Stand-Up Comedians


Comedy. Some can do it. Some can't. Sometimes it feels like a lost art. But watching a new(or new-ish) comic on stage is such a beautiful thing. You know they are testing the waters to see what sinks... to see what floats... and to shape their identity.

So this list is dedicated to modern comedy. I don't have a timeline for "modern". It is more so a feeling for the era. You might so some names that have been around for a bit, but their fame might've been more recent. Or maybe they went from being meh to being a mainstay in comedy.

So... let's talk about Modern Comics!!!

Top 10 Best Modern Stand-Up Comics

Special Mention: Esther Ku: Semi-Finalist for Last Comic Standing. I will say this.....  she is cute as hell. And because of it, you wouldn't think she is an insult comic. The reason she isn't on the list or an Honorable Mention is because I haven't seen enough of her yet. But she is EXTREMELY promising. So far... I'm impressed.

Honorable Mention 1: Pete Holmes: He looks innocent. He really does. But is he really? He has this subtle/not so subtle delivery, and he is more a visual comic. And I'm not talking Prop comedy. I'm talking facial expressions. If you see him do a set... you will see what I mean.

Honorable Mention 2: Tom Segura: As innocent as Pete Holmes looks, Tom Segura does not. He looks like he should be in prison. And he leans into that either. He is a white Carlos Mencia, if Mencia was funny.

Honorable Mention 3. Josh Blue: A great comedian with Cerebral Palsy, and he leans into it. Makes the best of it. And recently was on America's Got Talent. But he was already killing it way before that.

BONUS!!! 11. Pete Davidson: I have no idea how Pete got Kim Kardashian. But he did... and if it's because of his comedy... okay. A new age Saturday Night Live cast member, goofy as hell. But his stand up is on point. Self-referential. Self-deprecating. And he has so much more potential than we have seen... proof? The movie... The King of Staten Island.

9. Hannibal Buress: The beauty of Hannibal Buress is his delivery. He ALWAYS sounds like he is about to go to sleep... or constantly high. Well, that explains it.

8. John Mulaney: Former SNL writer responsible for the Stefan skits with Bill Hader... turned a bit character into an icon. And his stand up has been near perfection. He knows who his audience is, but surprising... his audience keeps growing.

7. Bill Burr: Harsh, scathing, and funny! And a very recognizable voice. Perfect for voice acting, and he had the lead role in Netflix's F Is For Family.

6. Jimmy Carr: British dark Stand-up comic infamous for firing back at hecklers. His delivery is precise, and his laugh is annoying. Perfect for making your skin crawl. And he knows it.

5. Chris Hardwick: An active performer before he tried his hand at national level stand-up specials, he was the creator of The Nerdist and a big contributor to the original Attack of the Show. Since then, he is now an accomplished stand-up comic, had a "game show" on Comedy Central called @Midnight(I miss that show), a current game show produced by LeBron James called The Wall, and the Walking Dead post show The Talking Dead. Hardwick is the "Nerd's Comedian"

4. Kyle Kinane: The Voice Of Comedy Central! He does the voiceovers for almost all of the commercials for the programming. And his stand-up is smooth. Like a good Whiskey. He is gruff, but can lead a crowd. He doesn't sound like his comedy would be smart, but it is. He is legit Larry the Cable Guy, if Larry was smart and didn't target the redneck community. Nothing wrong with that... but Kinane's comedy is for everyone. Larry's is not.

4. Donald Glover: Combination of Wayne Brady and Chris Rock. He is funny... he can act... he can sing. And his stock can ONLY go up from here. And this stand-up... is amazing. His delivery would make Richard Pryor proud.

3. Anthony Jeselnik: One of the GREATEST dark comics I have ever seen. He has ZERO tact. Whatsoever. And it is beautiful. He will offend. He will insult. He will make you laugh by making you so uncomfortable. And even the one liners are genius. Also, follow him on Twitter. The day of a tragedy one liners are more than genius.

2. Patton Oswalt: Another "Nerd's Comedian". It stand up is situational and reactional. And it is enhanced by his nerdy voice. Branching out, you will see Patton Oswalt pop up in various shows... movies... and co-creator of the M.O.D.O.K. Marvel stop motion series... he also does the voice of the titular character.

And the Number One Modern Stand-Up Comic is...

1. Bo Burnham: Started gaining fame in 2006 on YouTube at the age of 16, he is a multi-faceted comedic talent. Using one liners, music, and intelligent delivery. He KNOWS he is good. So he branched out, and now he can add poignant director and screenwriter to the list. High energy. And his career can only go up from here.
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Any Modern Comics you like that aren't on the list? Tell me... I want to check them out.

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Thursday, May 5, 2022

The New Review - Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness

Copyright by Marvel/Disney

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Directed by Sam Raimi
Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Elizabeth Olsen, and Xochitl Gomez

Note: I am changing how this movie should be addressed... given the noir horror nature of this movie, it is now "The Multiverse of Madness" Doctor Strange is just starring in it. It isn't his movie. It is the Multiverse's movie.

Concept: MCU Sequel for Doctor Strange... and Spider-Man: No Way Home... and WandaVision. Strange is going to travel to the Multiverse

Execution
Here we go...

Cast: Benedict Cumberbatch should've been the only choice when they first casted for Strange, and in this film, he plays MULTIPLE distinct versions that are just him showing off how good he is. Benedict Wong was perfect... again(Wait... did I just realize that they casted a Benedict for Wong... and his last name really is Wong?!?... woah). Elizabeth Olsen shows off that creepiness we got a glimpse of in Age of Ultron, and dialed it up to 13... they leaned HARD into her being a villain. Xochitl Gomez did a wonderful job as the MCU newcomer, looking forward to seeing what more she brings to the table. And nice seeing Rachel McAdams have more involvement in this movie compared to the original. Score: 20/20

Presentation: The MCU meets Sam Raimi horror, topped with some Danny Elfman movie soundtrack magic. It is HEAVY CG, but it needed to be. Difficult to do most of that with practical effects... but to Raimi's credit, he packed some really great practical effects, that he is know for, in this movie. And for movie to be the scale of this movie, it never once feels overwhelming. Some CG moments did look a bit choppy. But... no fault to Raimi or FX crew... there would be no way to have done it more smoothly. Score: 20/20

Chronicle: So... how do you make a sequel to one of the most visual impression MCU movies? And make it a sequel to a trilogy of a different franchise? While making it a bridge to other franchises? And referencing pieces of your television franchises? AND setting up the future of the MCU? Well... with this movie. Sam Raimi weaved together SO MUCH going on in the MCU(past, present, future), but it never felt like that was all going on. It felt like... a Doctor Strange Sequel. Which is what it was supposed to be. A love story, a tragedy, and a horror film all wrapped up in a neat, magic filled package. And I need to highlight that. This did NOT feel like an MCU movie to me. It felt like a Sam Raimi horror film... but doesn't at the same time. It filled a mold... but breaks the mold... without having a mold in the first place. It is... unique. And... with this being the 28TH MCU film, that is one of the best compliments I could give one of these.
All of this praise because Sam Raimi pulled off a PG-13 MCU Horror Film. Someone finally did it. It pulled off what VENOM was supposed to, but failed to deliver on. A PG-13 Superhero Horror Film. Score: 32/30

Impact: As I just said, it is unique. A mold maker... a mold breaker. And that leads me to believe that some other directors should look at as a lesson. Cookie cutter works for a share universe project, but Unique makes you stand out. And this movie stands out. And with Sam Raimi already signed up for Dr. Strange 3, you bet we will all be watching as he does it again. Score: 20/20

Extra Oomph: Spoiler Section here. But... it has to happen. The Illuminati cameos. Woah. John Krasinski as Reed Richards better not be a one off. We got a glimpse, we need more. Hayley Atwell as Captain Carter, that was good for my health. The use of Maria Rambeau as Captain Marvel was slick. Anson Mount IN the Black Bolt suit and fully utilizing his powers was a pay off I've wanted since they screwed up the TV series(and I caught that sign language). And... having Charles Xavier coming in with the COMICS LOOK with the Green Suit, Floating Chair, AND the X-Men '97 theme!!!! Wow. I could say how it might be a wasted scene... but it did EXACTLY what it needed to do. Created a crossroads of Comic book movie past, present, future, what if, and what we never thought we would get... without it taking ANYTHING away from the story, and without it taking a large chunk of the run time. Would I have wanted more time with these characters? Sure. But... we had character introduction, slight development, a backstory, and in the moment purpose... and still a fraction of the run time. Wow. And... not even my favorite scenes in the MOVIE!?! Score: 13/10

FINAL SCORE: 105/100
FINAL GRADE: S-Tier!!!

Conclusion: I know Sam Raimi's work. I know how good he is. I also know what can happen when the studio interferes. So I had high expectations for Sam Raimi's return to superhero movies... high hopes that Disney/Marvel/Feige would just let Raimi be Raimi. And... it surpassed my expectations. Vibrant... and dark. Hopeful... and depressing. Magical... and horrifying. Just... Wow.

It's all a matter of opinion: I cannot stress enough that THIS is MY opinion, you can either agree with me or not. I don't have to justify my opinion, because *clears throat* that's what this blog is about. Whether I like it or not doesn't mean you have to or not...... I'ts just my justification behind MY recommendation... Which leads me to my FINAL JUDGMENT...

FINAL JUDGMENT: GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!!! SAM RAIMI NEEDS THE SUPPORT!!! Go see this movie. As soon as humanly possible. You all need to see this movie. SEE THIS MOVIE!!!! Have I mentioned that you should see this movie!?! Because if not, you should totally see this movie!!!
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Well, there you have it folks... Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness has gotten...... a 105!!!

An S-Tier movie... it deserves the extra credit for the extra praise.

Extra note from me. Going into 2022, my most anticipated film for the year was The Batman. And while The Batman is one of the GREATEST DC movies I've seen... it no longer has the spot for my favorite movie of the year. And I'm saying this now, Thor: Love and Thunder won't be capable. I know... we have over 6 months left, but I might need to lock this in as my "Good" for 2022.

Extra extra note from me. All of that time making Wanda out to be the strongest superhero in the MCU... looked like it was a great lead into making her one of the strongest VILLAINS instead.

Sam Raimi. Welcome back to Superhero movies!!!

Also... thank you Sam Raimi for the 2 for 1 Bruce Campbell Cameo!!!

Thank you reading...

Until next time...

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Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Renewed Top 20 - Stand Up Comedians More Known For Other Things

Comedy and Tragedy

I have a series of Stand Up Comedian posts. With a Master List at the end.

Starting us off is a list of Stand Up Comedians that had MORE fame somewhere else, that are more well known for other things, or that I personally know them for their other things. As always, this is completely objective. And of all of the lists, this one was probably the one I rewrote from beginning to end the most times... mainly because I kept forgetting people.

So... let's do this. But... before we do, I need to address the Special Mention with a Disclaimer.

Now... let's do this.

Top 20 Stand Up Comedians More Known For Other Mediums

Special Mention/Disclaimer: Bill Cosby: As we all know now, Bill Cosby turned out to be a vile, horrible, despicable human being. But I cannot deny the impact Bill Cosby had on family friendly television. The Cosby Show changed the game and put a smart black man at the forefront of a family oriented sitcom. All those Jell-O commercials and a handful a pretty good films, he was EVERYWHERE. You can villify the man... but this is a case of separating the art from the artist.

Honorable Mention 1: Drew Carey: A stand out stand-up from the Star Search era. And Hollywood likes to go "I like your stand-up, want a sitcom?"(like Tim Allen and Home Improvement). And they happened to do that for Drew Carey. Since The Drew Carey Show ended, he ended up hosting the US version of Whose Line Is It Anyway, pulling Improv to the mainstream, and become host of The Price is Right, after the passing of Bob Barker. He is a legend.

Honorable Mention 2: Redd Foxx: Did you know Redd Foxx did stand-up? I didn't. I know it now. And now I've seen it, and it pretty good. But Redd Foxx will always be Fred Sanford to me.

Honorable Mention 3: Donald Glover: If German geneticists crossed the DNA of Wayne Brady and Chris Rock, you get Donald Glover. Sitcoms, stand-up, improv, a record deal. The reason he doesn't make the list proper is simple...... we need MORE. He has the potential to be a superstar. And he wiol be someday.

Honorable Mention 4: Janeane Garofalo: Dry humor on stage(which I do like), but makes for a great persona that fits in with various TV and Movies that call for that. With a memorable turn in Mystery Men, she is what if Daria was real. If you know... you know.

Honorable Mention 5: Chris Tucker: Known for his ANNOYING voice, Chris help start the Friday movies... sassed it up as Ruby Rhod in Fifth Element... and paired nicely with Jackie Chan in the Rush Hour franchise. But... his stand-up wasn't the greatest, and he never really became a star. He had potential that he never reached.

20. Paul Reubens: I grew up with Paul Reubens. As Pee-Wee Herman. And Adult sized 8 year old in a HUGE Treehouse. But before it became a Kids show, it was stage show. The Kids show even help launch the careers of Phil Hartman AND Lawrence Fishbourne. And Pee-Wee's first movie was also Tim Burton's first movie. Then Paul got in trouble. Lost the Playhouse. Outside of Pee-Wee, Paul is notable in Mystery Men... a short lived game show based on PC game You Don't Know Jack... and... he played Penguin's dad twice, for Gotham and at the opening of Batman Returns!!!(another Tim Burton flick)

19. David Cross: Cross is a highly talented comedian. Sketch comedy gold with Bob Odenkirk on Mr. Show. Voice work with the Kung Fu Panda trilogy. A legendary cameo in Men In Black. Arrested Development. The villain of the live action Alvin and the Chipmunks movies. And... his stand-up is more than solid. Multi-faceted is how you need to be to success in comedy. And David Cross does it.

18. Amy Poehler: Before her stint on SNL, did you know that Amy was a founding member of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre? I did. Her amazing improv skills is what got her the job with SNL. And eventually the gig with Parks & Recreation. And... the voice of Joy in Pixar's Inside Out.

17. Tina Fey: Another SNL alumni that had a big improv start. Tina got her start with the famous Second City Improv group. Then went on to SNL, where she became friends with Amy Poehler... and Tina KILLED it on Weekend Update with Amy and Jimmy Fallon. Her impersonation of Sarah Palin was pretty awesome. And it led to Tina Fey getting 30 Rock. Sometimes SNL leads to a movie career... sometimes SNL leads to an amazing sitcom.

16. Harold Ramis: Alumnus of Second City TV, Harold Ramis isn't know for HIS comedy as much as he facilitated others(though Egon loves forever), by being such a wonderful director. Legendary writer. Meatballs, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Stripes, Back To School, Analyze This/That, and so many others. He was the genius behind the genius. And that makes him THE GENIUS.

15. Phil Hartman: As mentioned about Phil, my first Exposure to him was on Pee-Wee's Playhouse. But he went on to be a VOICE on Saturday Night Live. And what I mean by that is... he was funny as hell, but that voice stood out. So much so, going into the world of voice work was perfect for him. The Simpsons wouldn't be the same without him. Tragic how his life ended.

14. Bob Saget: The late Bob Saget. ONE OF THE DIRTIEST STAND UP COMICS OF ALL TIME... so HOW did he get the role of the clean freak Dad, Danny Tanner, on Full House? Everything you think of Danny Tanner... his stand-up is a 180° turn. And the best part... during his run as Danny Tanner, he was ALSO double fisting ABC with hosting duties for America's Funniest Home Videos. Yes... double fisting. Appropriate for Bob Saget. Now you know why he did both.

13. Gilbert Gottfried: Sad that he is now gone. And I have a piece on WHY he was known for things outside of his stand-up. And it is right here. Check it out if you haven't already. Gilbert Tribute

12. David Spade: Making his name on Saturday Night Live paired with Chris Farley, they branched out together to make some great movies! Sadly, Farley passed WAAAAAY too soon, and David Spade just didn't have the same career without him. Not that Spade couldn't do it, he had a few good movies too. And TV series. It just wasn't the same. Spade was the funny "straight-man" to Farley's sociopathic "chaos"... and the straight-man just isn't as good without the chaos. 

11. Roseanne Barr: This is another instance of "I haven't seen enough of their stand-up." But I cannot deny the impact she has had on entertainment. Her self-titled sitcom changed the industry. Another "hey, you want a sitcom?" But unlike those like Drew Carey and Tim Allen, Roseanne changed everything. A low income family with normal trials and tribulations of the low income families that were watching the series. And... it made John Goodman a household name. But... that voice... and that Tom Arnold... made her infamous.

10. John Ritter: Did you know John Ritter did Stand-Up? I didn't until a few year ago. Back in 1980. And it was pretty good! Of course... you know John's career... Three's Company, 8 Simple Rules, to original IT. John Ritter has a STORIED TV career. R.I.P. (If you are interested... the special is called Of Sound Mind And Body)

9. Wayne Brady: I was first introduced to Wayne Brady with the show Whose Line Is It Anyway? He was a HUGE stand out. Now he is hosting the modern Let's Make A Deal and won a Season of The Masked Singer. He can sing... he can dance... he is a master at improv... and you can just feel his energy on stage when doing what stand-up he has done. He is very talented.

8. Steve Martin: Saturday Night Live Legend. Movie STAR. TV STAR. And high level banjo wizard. You know who Steve Martin is. A genius of comedy. And his stand-up has been pretty epic. It is STEVE MARTIN.

7. Billy Crystal: Here we have Billy Crystal. There isn't a whole lot of him on stage. But he is a bonafide movie star and Disney voice actor. Someone you can say in the same breath as Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg... and it is because that trio hosted HBO's Comic Relief live comedy charity specials.

6. Tim Allen: Here is an entertainer that had a specific target demographic... and he milked the misogynistic character, while being sideways self-deprecating at the same time. The people at ABC thought that was perfect for a sitcom, and Home Improvement was born. And it was a WONDERFUL sitcom. So good. After that, Tim Allen made a name for himself in the Santa Clause movies and as Buzz Lightyear in the Toy Story movies. He had some other good-great movies. And a second successful sitcom named Last Man Standing.

5. Bob Newhart: A legend in Comedy. A master of a Deadpan delivery, and he had this meek stammering speech style that was unmatched. He had some great success as a stand-up comedian... led to a short lived variety show. But he is most knoe for his self-titled sitcom. Again... another comedian given a sitcom. But his fit him like a glove.

4. Mel Brooks: Starting his career in stand up, and then improv on the Sid Caesar variety show, Mel Brooks got into movies. Parodies/satire. And he became one of the BEST Directors in movie history. Responsible for some of the greatest satire/parodies of all time, including but not limited to: Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men In Tights, and his first: The Producers. He directed only 11 films, and 10 are considered some of the best of all time.

3. Chris Rock: It's Chris Rock. You know him. You know him more so now for... the Slap. But on stage, Chris Rock was a comedy genius. Watching his movies, he is annoying, he is crass. But there is just a flow to his genius. To the point he narrated a sitcom based on his CHILDHOOD called Everybody Hates Chris. That says something. Instead of a sitcom given to you based on your adult life... he got one based on his childhood. His influence is seen in many modern comics... especially Donald Glover. Chris Rock. The master of Deadpan and Annoying comedy... at the same time.

2. Eddie Murphy: The man who singlehandedly saved Saturday Night Live after the debacle that was Season 6. He went on to be a household name with Beverly Hills Cop, Donkey in the Shrek movies, Professor Klump in the Nutty Professor movies, Doctor Doolittle, 48 Hours, and so many others. He was a genius from the VERY beginning... and it fueled the rocket for the career of a very funny man... and with all of this, Eddie Murphy: RAW is one of the greatest stand-up specials of all time.

1. Jim Carrey: Rubberfaced Jim Carrey... he even cameoed as a stand-up comic early in his career. But In Living Color launched him into the Atmosphere... and Hollywood caught on. And then he became an icon. And I have recently made a list for Jim Carrey movies. Check it out. Reminisce. Jim Carrey Top 10
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I know there are some that I left out, like the Legendary Jonathon Winters. But my list was getting crowded. It was a great pool.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Renewed Top 10 - Bruce Willis Movies

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Recently, it was revealed that Bruce Willis was suffering from Aphasia. And that he was going to be retiring from acting. It is sad. Bruce Willis was one of the BEST when it cane to making Action/Comedies.

Was every Bruce Willis movie "Cinema Gold"? No. But when you are good at something, you never do it for free. And Bruce Willis is good at being Bruce Willis. And this list is for the best of the Bruce Willis being the Bruce Willis.

Top 10 Bruce Willis Movies
Here we go...

Honorable Mention 1: The Last Boy Scout: A buddy cop movie that sees Willis hired to protect a pole dancer(played by HALLE BERRY) that ends up murdered, so he teams up with her now boyfriend(DAMON WAYANS), an ex-quarterback with gambling issues, to take down the bad guys. A wonderful action comedy. One if the movies that made me feel that Damon Wayans was the most talented of the brothers.

Honorable Mention 2: Last Man Standing: Bruce Willis classic gangster movie. Exactly how it sounds.

Honorable Mention 3: RED: Willis plays a retired CIA agent who survives a hit... so he decides to get the band back together. Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, and Helen Mirren. Yeah... and the sequel is pretty epic too.

10. Looper: Bruce is paired with Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a thriller about mob Assassinations being done with Time Travel. Things go sideways when an assassin's new target just happens to be his future self.

9. Over The Hedge: Animated movie about a wily raccoon that needs to replenish a supply of junk food for a bear that he... destroyed. Of course, Bruce is the raccoon. And he manipulates a mismatched community of animals living near a Homeowners' Association type neighborhood.

8. 12 Monkeys: Story about a a virus that kills most of Humanity... survivor from the future is sent back to find a original strain of the virus to bring so a cure can be made. Follows the exploits of that survivor and how you just can't change the past, even if you have the tools to do so.

7. Sin City: Adaptation of Frank Miller's graphic novels of the same name, all in black and white except for one color per scene. It is a shared starring role, as there are different segments highlighting a main character. But Bruce's Hartigan is the only one who gets 2 segments. One before he was framed for a crime he didn't commit... and one getting revenge for that. One of my favorite lines in ANY medium... delivered by Bruce... twice. Chills every time. "I took away his weapon. Both of them." Before forcefully castrating the rapist/killer. Too bad the sequel couldn't have been just as good.

6. Look Who's Talking: A movie starring Kirstie Alley and John Travolta... and a baby. What makes that special? Bruce Willis provides the inner voice of Mikey. So here is this baby... thinking in Bruce's voice. It writes itself.

5. Die Hard Franchise: The first 3 Die Hard Movies are legendary. They really are. The 2 modern ones... have not been. Or this would be higher. What is Die Hard? You are in the wrong place. Sorry.

4. Hudson Hawk: Before Nic Cage was straling the Declaration of Independence and Paul Rudd was stealing the Yellowjacket suit, Bruce Willis played an ex-con master thief is blackmailed by a few different people into stealing stuff like the works of Da Vinci. It was fun... it was funny. And a must see in Bruce's filmography.

3. The Sixth Sense: I see Dead People. M. Night Shyamalan's magnum opus. About a Child Psychologist trying to help a kid that sees dead people. One of the greatest twists in cinema history... and... changed how twists are done.

2. Unbreakable: Speaking of M. Night Shyamalan, here is the first movie of M. Night's superhero trilogy. And it really makes the viewer feel that superheroes could be real. Well thought out... and Bruce throwing subversion into making us feel that he really didn't know what was going on. Yet another M. Night Shyamalan twist.

And the Number One Bruce Willis movie is...

1. The Fifth Element: One of my favorite Sci-Fi flicks, and it batshit crazy to think about. Bruce Willis as a space age cab driver, Tiny Lister as the President, Chris Tucker as a radio host people actually could handle listening to, Gary Oldman as a Space Redneck(think of that accent) villain. And Milla Jovovich as Leeloo, the Fifth Element, the so called Perfect Being(okay... that was good). It was entertaining... everyone played their parts wonderfully. And... here is a weird piece of trivia... the Protagonist(Willis) and the Antagonist(Oldman) NEVER cross paths in the movie. No fight scene. No face to face. They never meet. Adds to that over the top... EVERYTHING... this movie is known for. And Bruce Willis IS the Lynchpin for it all.
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What do you all think? Did I miss any? Was I too harsh on the Die Hard Franchise?

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