There are a whole lot of wonderful Christmas movies. For all ages... for all peoples... and for all backgrounds. And if you don't follow the holiday, still... that is okay too.
But there also are plenty of terrible Christmas related movies. I had a large pool to work from.
So... ready?
Bottom 10 Christmas Movies
Disonorable Mention: Christmas With The Kranks: Conformity. A couple gets shamed for not getting in the Christmas spirit. Their kids have all moved out. And this couple decides they want to go to the Caribbean... and they are basically shamed about "Lack of Christmas Spirit".
10. The Gingerdead Man: Imagine... Child's Play. But inside of the killer possessing a doll, he possesses a Gingerbread Man Cookie. Oh... and voiced by Gary Busey. It isn't as entertaining as it sounds.
9. Unaccompanied Minors: This movie had some promise. But instead of being original, it feels like it stole from all of the other movies like it.
8. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause: The worst of the 3 Santa Clause movies. It was short. Convoluted. After a strong 2nd movie, it was disappointing to see the 3rd movie be so... bad. But... give it up for Martin Short, because he nailed it.
7. A Christmas Story 2: I wasn't the biggest fan of the first one, but this one seemed off. More so.
6. Black Christmas(2006): Remake of the original. This one doesn't have the air of mystery like the original. Notable names casted at the time, but wow did this movie not work. The original was awesome... the 2019 remake was awesome. This 2006 version is hot Holiday Garbage.
5. Home Alone 3/Home Sweet Home Alone: The Magic of the first 2 movies was a combination of Macaulay Culkin and 2 bumbling crooks the audience had no attachment to. Home Alone 3 bumped the Crook count to 4, but the kid wasn't as great. And Home Sweet screwed up by making the kid unlikable and the crooks relatable.
4. A Merry Friggin Christmas: Joel McHale and Robin Williams. For some reason, they just didn't work. The Chemistry... I didn't see any... I didn't feel any. And it's sad because it's Joel McHale and Robin Williams. And I don't blame them. Don't watch it.
3. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Jonathan Taylor Thomas... in a movie where he is tasked with getting home, all the way across the country, for the holidays. But... not for the beauty of spending time with family. No. Because of the expensive car he was supposed to get if he got there in time.
2. Santa's Slay: An interesting concept. All the gift giving Santa does, every 1,000 years, he turns into a hulking rage monster going on a killing spree. Played by BILL GOLDBERG! Sounds like a good horror film? It... wasn't. It felt like Leprechaun... with the Warwick Davis. And... that doesn't work.
And the Number 1 WORST Christmas movies...
1. Santa With Muscles: Hulk Hogan. During the nWo era. Hogan decided he wanted to make another kid friendly movie. Mongul gets amnesia, becomes a mall Santa....... and then throw in Ed Begley Jr and MAGIC CRYSTALS UNDER AN ORPHANAGE. Hulk Hogan fever dream
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These are some of the worst Christmas movies I've seen. Some of them are some of the worst movies I've seen period.
What do you think? Did I miss a stinker? Tell me what you think!
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Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Hug your loved ones.
And don't forget...
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